I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
Iggy Azalea and kraft singles
That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.
I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.
are we not gonna talk about levi’s skill of drawing or
*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
*future me cringes back*